Filler joke

Got this from an email x) i think we all need a good laugh T_T

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the easiest patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from Singapore, says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered’

The second, from Bangkok, responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.’

The third surgeon, from Bejing says, ‘No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’

The fourth surgeon, from  Jarkarta , chimes in: ‘You know, I like construction workers… those guys always understand when you have a few parts leftover.’

But the fifth surgeon, from KL , shut them all up when he observed: ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians from Malaysia UMNO are
the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

Taggedzz

Rules:
It’s harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real…nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name:
Yong Long

2. A four Letter Word:
TRANSFORMERS WTF (they can transform into 4 letters only geddit geddit geddit wtf)

3. A boy’s name:
Steven

4. A girl’s name:

Eve

5. An occupation:
The sleeping guard outside my house

6. A colour:
Red

7. Something you’ll wear:
Suit

8. A food:
mom’s fried rice with a fried egg and a bottle of soymilk wtf

9. Something found in the Bathroom:
Hair wtf

10. A place:
An empty beach and clear blue sky

11. A reason for being late:
Transformer 2 movie  premier  last night

12. Something you’d shout:
DNS (especially when driving)

13. A movie title:
Do i need to repeat myself?

14. Something you drink:
Yakult wtf

15. A musical group:
Goo goo dolls

16. An animal:
platypus wtf

17. A street name:
Jalan Parliament

18. A type of car:
minicooper

19. Title of a song:
Clubbed to death – Matrix soundtrack

Tag:

1. Yourself ;)
   

the mom song

Saw this video from nicolekiss‘ blog.

damn funny xD

SO BLUR ^@$%!*@&#

Transfomer 2 second trailer, 2 minutes long T___________________T

So….so blur T______________________T can die

Shit la now got 2 minute trailer adi they sure won’t make any more new trailers wannnnnnnnnnnn nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

June 26th faster come laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sad case

Life of a few psycho students on a Sunday afternoon

My PM is no better either wtf. Why is our lives are so stressfulllllll

eyes on the prize

Valentines again! I’m not gonna write like a sour puss wtf.

Why not? wtf Coz I know what I want, and I know I am not ready for any commitments for the near future, better be prepared than to rush into things that might end up ruining relationships and hurting myself rite. I mean, where got time la dei u wanna go dating and while u look into the girl’s eyes u can see assignments wtf man scary thought. Then if u don’t maintain it ppl will end up getting hurt and all.. I never been in a serious r/ship b4 but i bet it will need a lot of commitment and effort to carry out something like that, with our 3rd year starting in around 1 month’s time, who knows how busy we’ll get… sometimes i wonder whether psychology courses are all so tough, at the end of the day will our graduates be really that sought after by big shot companies especially in Malaysia? oh wait, tis is a valentines day post wtf.

A few weeks back, I saw this rainbow…

Not an award winning photo i know wtf camera phone what do u expect

For me it’s like a sign that reminds me not to chase after the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, as tempting as it might be. Instead, now i can only look at it from a distance and silently appreciate her beauty. I can only wish when the time is right,  the rainbow is still there; with that pot of gold, waiting to be found, very unlikely that will happen… Not comparing a girl to gold la but u get the metaphor la rite wtf.  I’m quite sure I’ll hate myself in the pretty near future for doing this but heck I’m not a kid anymore I must be aware of my actions and their consequences la so i guess this is the best i can do for now =\

oh my did i just grow up a little lemme get my measuring tape wtf.

Happy Valentines to all the couples out there! (translate into my language: I HATE YOU COUPLES DAMN U LUCKY BASTARDS!) :D

Lifesaver

Amidst all the assignments… this is the only good news T___T