Peanuts Overdose

Taken from Monkey beach near Phi Phi, the monkey has been on a strict diet of tourist peanuts, look at the madness in his eyes.

My simple joys of life #4

I like to have karaoke sessions with myself on my way to/from work in the car and sing in a chinese mickey mouse accent.

Phi Phi Island Boats

At a beach / dock on Phi phi island

I feel like I have really made a habit out of the rule of third, really need to get out of that habit if not pics will all look the same like above sigh

Life Etiquettes #2

There’s actually no need for you to rev your engine and make loud noises to speed when you are on a stretch of road that has 7 to 8 traffic lights and most of them are cross junctions, because the chances of you facing a red light is much higher than your changes of getting a green light.

At the end of the day your time of arrival driving a hundred thousand ringgit sports car is not much different from driving a 13 year old kancil, the only difference is you look like a total douchebag doing it.

My simple joys of life #3

I’d rather have a good conversation over a cup of Rm1.80 kopi ice, rather than having small talk over a Rm15 ice blended mocha

A girl & her dog

Why are animals more capable of love than some human beings?

Sunset in Karon Beach

I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of sunsets..

Patong Town

There’re massage parlours every few meters, I wonder how much do the masseuse earn a day.. and most shops feel like a dejavu because they seem to sell the exact same things, its either souvenir shops, money changers, restraunts, laundry shops or massage parlours. I think the only difference when it comes to buying  is who is the shop keeper and how well you are able to negotiate a better price.

My simple joys of life #2

I like to watch people brag, because the more they brag, the more insecure they really are

Life Etiquettes #1

When you are in a gym changing room and you are too lazy to go into a changing cubicle, never flash out your extremely exposed ass when there is an innocent guy sitting less than 0.5 meter away, especially if his eye-level is lateral to your ass-level/

This is especially dangerous if you have a stomach full of gas as the position you are in when you are taking off your pants constricts your bowels and significantly increases the chance of you (un)intentionally letting out lethal bodily gas. This is made even more dangerous if you had any bean-related food several hours prior to the lethal release of hazardous gas.

We have very little counselors in Malaysia, so help us make the world a better place by avoiding the following bad etiquette shown above.

Thank you