Life Etiquettes #2

There’s actually no need for you to rev your engine and make loud noises to speed when you are on a stretch of road that has 7 to 8 traffic lights and most of them are cross junctions, because the chances of you facing a red light is much higher than your changes of getting a green light.

At the end of the day your time of arrival driving a hundred thousand ringgit sports car is not much different from driving a 13 year old kancil, the only difference is you look like a total douchebag doing it.

Life Etiquettes #1

When you are in a gym changing room and you are too lazy to go into a changing cubicle, never flash out your extremely exposed ass when there is an innocent guy sitting less than 0.5 meter away, especially if his eye-level is lateral to your ass-level/

This is especially dangerous if you have a stomach full of gas as the position you are in when you are taking off your pants constricts your bowels and significantly increases the chance of you (un)intentionally letting out lethal bodily gas. This is made even more dangerous if you had any bean-related food several hours prior to the lethal release of hazardous gas.

We have very little counselors in Malaysia, so help us make the world a better place by avoiding the following bad etiquette shown above.

Thank you